is drawing your fave in what you’re wearing today a thing ppl still do? idek

im sorry dirk, this is so incredibly removed from canon i might as well have spent my time drawing original art but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since i’m asking so nice, would you just entertain?

who do i gotta pay for more dirkjake content. preferably in suits

callmearcturus asked: counterargument: dirk with his sidebangs in lil bows.

help him

petition to let jake english have a dog in general (quick doodle because I’m stuck at a coffee shop, full disclosure I have no clue what dogs look like)

had a 7hr bus ride today so I drew a woodland… mage… jake on my iPad iPad drawing in a shaky bus is like drawing on hard mode

callmearcturus asked: Dirk grew up in a mega hot post-global warming world. Poor baby just cannot handle the cold. Imagine Jake figuring this out and seizing the Hollywood moment, loaning Dirk his jacket when it gets chilly.

actual gentleman jake english ft. ice cube strider 

folks on discord a couple days ago were talking about my #1 favourite headcanon, which is dirk strider being a vain fuck who spends too much time on his stupid, stupid hair

d e s p o t // a dirk strider playlist

(alternate youtube link for those unable to use 8tracks)

tracklist

shadow committee // grammatics [ we are all deluded with grandeur, our epic ambitions dragging us through the wars ]

hardest of hearts // florence + the machine [ there is love in your body but you can’t get it out, it gets stuck in your head, won’t come out of your mouth ]

flesh without blood // grimes [ baby believe me, you had every chance and you destroyed everything that you know ]

not in love // crystal castles [ won’t give you my heart, no one lives here anymore ]

bliss // muse [ give me all the peace and joy in your mind ]

little lion man // mumford & sons [ but it was not your fault but mine, and it was your heart on the line. i really fucked it up this time, didn’t i my dear? ]

krupt // grammatics [ go ignore all of the signs, find your own personal hell and you’ll know me well ]

hero // regina spector [ i’m the hero of the story, don’t need to be saved ]

daisy // brand new [ i’m a sun that doesn’t burn hot, i’m a moon that never shows its face. i’m a mouth that doesn’t smile, i’m a word that no one ever wants to say ]

creates the content i want to see myself

(also mspa style is friggin’ hard holy i struggled so much with this)

cityinthesea:

y’know sometimes i think about how dirk strider spent time in the watery apocalypse somehow teaching himself to design, make patterns for and sew a shit ton of puppets

local 13 year old spends time sewing plushed rumps in sea hitler’s apocalypse

(ft. horse fucker the sewing machine á la @callmearcturus)